So tonight, some stranger sent me a text message. Here’s the string of text messages that followed back and forth (names censored):
Stranger: Heyy
Me: Who is this??
Stranger: This is e**’s # but this is p******
Me: Do I know you??
Stranger: This is sean g****…right
Me: No, I think you have the wrong number
Stranger: Oh who is this?
Me: Umm not sean g****
Stranger: Lol what’s your asl
Me: Asl??
Stranger: Age/sex/location?
Me: Umm 30/male/Washington DC
Stranger: Haha liar… Dc is 202 area code
Me: Umm I am in DC right now
Stranger: You’re probably in the suburbs… so what’s up
Me: Ok Miss 703 area code
Stranger: Lol the phone company messedd it up… it’s not my fault… So are you married??
Me: Nope
Stranger: So what do you do
Me: Professional sean g**** impersonator
Stranger: Lmao so who are you dating
Me: I’m not — single
Stranger: Cool… so do you still go to rm
Me: RM??
Stranger: Richard Montgomery
Me: I never went to RM
Stranger: Lol so what are you up to
Me: Trying to figure out why some person thinks I am sean g****
Stranger: lol because you are!!! Send me a pic and I’ll believe you
Me: I’m no sending a pic to some stranger
Stranger: If you were really a 30 yr old guy… You wouldn’t be texting!!!
Stranger: Hello?
Dateline’s ratings must be down, so Chris Hansen must have been trying some shady stuff…
