Email #1 from Andrew:
“so the chinese have decided to put 12yo girls on their 16 and over gymnastics squad. any predictions into tim li’s actual chronological age?”
Email #2 from David:
“As far as phelps goes, i just saw him race yesterday and he is an animal…literally he must have been crossed with a dolphin, he beat people by like two lengths and shit… tim, i would estimate, is about eight years old…i had that much chest hair when i was born, although now, tim might have more than me…”
Email #3 from Andrew:
“no response. this is typical tim snubbery. the type of childish behavior only exhibited by a 19 year old. which would have made him 11 when he was my landlord.”
