How you can possibly crack a penis like a knuckle.
Baffling…
Entries from December 2008
December 21, 2008
Last Game of the Year…
Errol: “Wind, is it really necessary?”
Errol: “Steps, why do we need them anyway?”
December 10, 2008
Guess Who?
“dude
im telling you one thing
if i ever get healthy again
i will never be fat again
ever
i cant even mother f**kin eat
without feeling like my stomach is going to burst
the funny part is
whatever is going on right now
is messing with my favorite thing in the world
eating
f**kin gluttony
at least i havent drank coffee or nicotine”
It’s a vicious cycle…
December 8, 2008
The South…
After listening to Dr. Andrew tell me about his recent patients (e.g. Shaquille, Kanye, Stylez), I took special notice of our waitress this evening at dinner with Kaan and Meredith.
Her name?
Peaches.
December 7, 2008
Holiday Party
Since work will not be having a holiday party this year (something about the recession, those scrooges), I plan on hosting my own party. Tentatively scheduled for Saturday, December 20, let me know if you are interested; if there is enough interest, I’ll send out a formal invite.
Also, if there is interest in flag [...]
