About Me

I made a bet that I could drive a golf cart on the beach in Miami — I lost the bet so I had to run naked into the ocean. I keep a Super Soaker in the passenger seat of my car for drive-by shootings. I need a new digital camera because I went swimming with my last one through a bayou, unbeknown to my drunk self. I had a dream that I got married in a little chapel in Vegas and Big Bird from Sesame Street was our minister. I once made 57 straight baskets in office paper toss. Oh, and I love pancakes for dinner.