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October 13, 2008

Drunken Ping Pong Karaoke Peeing

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/feedarticle/7861147
“I am the famous Wang Hao! I am the world champion! Does it matter if I beat you?” 

October 9, 2008

100 Skills Every Man Should Know

Courtesy of Popular Mechanics (http://www.popularmechanics.com/home_journal/how_to/4281414.html)
Here’s what I can do — guess I’m not much of a man:
2. Drive in snow
5. Wax a car
9. Jump start a car 
14. Carve a turkey
16. Put out a fire
19. Move heavy stuff 
21. Read an electric meter
23. Solder wire 
36. Set up a ladder, safely 
40. Grill with charcoal
47. Remove a tick
51. Run rapids in a canoe
65. Cast a line
66. Lend a hand
67. Change a tire
68. Throw a spiral
70. Drive [...]

October 2, 2008

Biden vs Tina Fey…

Some thoughts…

Palin doesn’t move when she speaks
Palin just said “Talabany”??
Biden’s smile looks like Jack Nicholson’s “Joker”
Whoa, Biden just said “George Bush” like 12 times in 20 seconds. If you were playing a drinking game and had to take a shot everytime Bush was mentioned, Biden just made you puke.
I can’t understand this Canadian language
Quote from Isner, [...]

October 1, 2008

Vimeo

Beautiful. I may be moving away from YouTube for posting all my videos. Check it out.

October 1, 2008

Life is Short. Have an Affair.

On the radio this morning, I heard a commercial for Ashley Madison.
What is Ashley Madison you ask?
It’s an online dating agency (http://www.ashleymadison.com/). Not just any online dating agency. It specializes in married dating and affairs.
Are you kidding me?

September 18, 2008

Atchafalaya Queen

WHEN: October 4-5
WHERE: Atchafalaya Basin, Louisiana (largest swamp in the US)
WHAT: Fishing and drinking beer on a houseboat, the Atchafalaya Queen
WHY: Because I need a vacation

September 15, 2008

The Last Lecture…

“We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand.”
I watched the “Last Lecture” months ago on YouTube. Tonight though, I watched it again on PBS.
If you haven’t heard the inspirational words of Dr. Randy Pausch, I recommend that you take the time.

September 15, 2008

Captain Chaos??

He may be a little bit more than just chaos…
This was pulled from Chris Cooley’s blog — seems harmless enough, preparation for the game yesterday against the Saints.

That’s until you realize this photo has been strategically cropped.
Go here for the full story (warning NSFW!!): http://deadspin.com/5049712/cooley-exposed-more-than-his-playbook

September 10, 2008

Someday…

I shall be so rich that when I roll up a bar tab like this, I won’t even blink twice.

This tab courtesy of Newcastle United owner Mike Ashely and friends at NYC hotspot Pink Elephant.
I mean, who ordered the Grey Goose and Red Bull?? Loser…

September 9, 2008

End of Summer BBQ

WHEN: Saturday, September 20 (tentative)
WHERE: Mama and Papa Li’s house
WHAT: Maryland blue crabs. Korean kalbi, Chinese cold noodles and so much more
WHAT ELSE: Rock Band, karaoke, whiffle ball
RSVP here so I can get a head count…

September 8, 2008

How You Start Your Work Week

September 5, 2008

I Wish I Played in This League…

Because I would be taking a lot of money from some very rich people…

Favorite quote from Fred Smoot, “He’s nothing — he’s a pair of shoes!!”

September 5, 2008

Process Flow Diagram

September 4, 2008

Jumping Out of a Plane…

WHEN: October 19
WHERE: Somewhere in Virginia
WHY: Why not??
HOW: Well here’s how Plostock put it: “who’s first man out?  i say tim gets pushed out first, or should i say jumps first…”

August 24, 2008

Fast Like Lightning?

Can you outrace Usain Bolt??

My best time below…

August 21, 2008

Shutting It Down

There will be no new posts for the near future…

August 17, 2008

Yearbook Me…

I desperately need a haircut. As such, I figured I would test out some historical looks before I go out and take the plunge.
1954

1956

1960

1974

1976

1980

1982

1984

1988

1990

1994

1996