“dude
im telling you one thing
if i ever get healthy again
i will never be fat again
ever
i cant even mother f**kin eat
without feeling like my stomach is going to burst
the funny part is
whatever is going on right now
is messing with my favorite thing in the world
eating
f**kin gluttony
at least i havent drank coffee or nicotine”
It’s a vicious cycle…
After listening to Dr. Andrew tell me about his recent patients (e.g. Shaquille, Kanye, Stylez), I took special notice of our waitress this evening at dinner with Kaan and Meredith.
Her name?
Peaches.
Since work will not be having a holiday party this year (something about the recession, those scrooges), I plan on hosting my own party. Tentatively scheduled for Saturday, December 20, let me know if you are interested; if there is enough interest, I’ll send out a formal invite.
Also, if there is interest in flag football, we’ll have a gridiron bash that same morning.
Other than that, if anyone has any recommendations on how I should spend my 60.77 hours of vacation that I will lose at the end of the month, I’m all ears…
On this day, I’ll take some extra time to do something I don’t do often enough — give thanks.
Thank you to all that have made my life so wonderful. Xie xie ni.
Courtest of Gizmodo (http://gizmodo.com/5078829/the-50-skills-every-geek-should-have), are you a tech savvy thug? My skills in bold…
1. Install a hard drive in a laptop
2. Perform a clean OS install on a machine with two OSes
3. Swap out the battery on your iPod/iPhone
4. Jailbreak an iPhone
5. Wire your house for Ethernet and Coax cable
6. Use BitTorrent and RSS to automatically download new shows from trackers
7. Use an A/V receiver to its fullest capability (every port is taken)
8. Calibrate an HDTV without the manual
9. Use a DSLR in full manual mode
10. Hack the encryption and mooch your neighbor’s Wi-Fi
11. Solder cleanly enough to get around a circuit board
12. Use your 3G phone as a Wi-Fi access point
13. Shove the guts of a modern game console into a retro game console
14. Design a webpage in HTML by hand that features a picture of your cat
15. Use Photoshop to imperceptibly doctor a photo
16. Abstain from buying extended warranties
17. Know where to buy cheap cables and accessories
18. Fix your parents’ computer over the phone without looking at a computer
19. Enter the Konami code
20. Comment on Gizmodo from your phone
21. Type quickly using T9 texting
22. Program a universal remote
23. Contribute code to the Linux kernel
24. Hide porn from your significant other
25. Avoid DRM on everything
26. Know how to back up your data to networked storage—and actually do it
27. Watch TV shows on the internet for free
28. Edit together digital video ripped from YouTube
29. Play any SNES game on your computer through an emulator
30. Reset expired trial software by messing with the registry
31. Hackintosh your PC
32. Download pre-release movies from Usenet
33. Hack the Wii to play homebrew games
34. Get around web content filters on public computers
35. Get into a Windows computer if you forgot your password
36. Securely erase your data so it can’t be recovered
37. Share a printer between a Mac and a PC on a network
38. Build a fighting robot
39. Write your own Firefox plugins
40. Navigate and reorganize the files on your computer in DOS
41. Get something on the front page of Digg
42. Get through to executive customer service
43. Rip a CD to V0 quality MP3s
44. Rip a DVD to DivX
45. Build your own computer from parts
46. Swap out the hard drive in your DVR for a bigger one
47. Get an NES cartridge working again by blowing in it
48. Calibrate a 7.1 surround-sound system
49. Play downloaded games on a Nintendo DS
50. Talk about things that aren’t tech related
As one of the greatest Rock, Paper, Scissors players ever, I will no longer have to face those who resort to sly tactics of pulling the trigger before “3″…
Me: Check it out. [point at some mimes]
Evan: Let’s take the long way and go around. I think they are practicing. They must be in mime college.
So I guess YouTube doesn’t like Andrew’s dancing. Well, actually make that Daddy Yankee has no appreciation.
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